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Media Page
This is the home of all you wildest fantasies made flesh,
well polycarbonate substrate and silver foil, cotton and ink. CD's, T-shirts,
VCD's, VHS tapes you name it, we'll milk your money out of you for it.
PrestOOpniks Android App. You can either browse and download/install directly on your android device or download on PC to a memory card, pop card in device and instal. Due to bandwidth and file sizes the APK is stored at zippy share. Click the image below to go to zippyshare, download and enjoy :). :
CD's
The New Single
Strictly Limited Edition
This is possibly the rarest item in The PrestOOpniks catalogue. Highly limited 5 track remix CD single of the song My Elyse-ium. Contains video, MP3 and programs for their enjoyment. Specially made icons enhance the images to add to the haunting poetry of this classic love song. These are priced at the amazingly low price of £1,000,000 per copy. Thus insuring it's rare status and making sure no one ever gets one, so there <pokes tongue out>.
T Shirts
Ahh!!! the classic rip off of all time. Get a 50 pence T shirt, slap some inky garbage on it and flog it for £12.99 on a web site or gig. So fear ye not my comrades. The PrestOOpniks can rip you off as well as your favourite chat room web site or best loved artist.
I know what you are thinking, they are only mock T shirts. A picture of a T shirt with a another picture on the top. Well Ha-Ha-Boo-Sucks to you coz they're not. So what you're thinking now is "Damn, where can I get one of those fantastic T shirts of my all time favourite band"
The simple answer is just ask me. Contact me at my usual addy wgrimes317@hotmail.com and I'll give you the details if the ones below aren't adequate.
Details
Sizes - one size fits all, this is not true one size only fits one sized person. For the rest of us they look like tents, but it saves making different sizes up. However if you know your size properly...and ladies I know are all size 8. At least they'll tell you that. Guys are all 50 inch chest and it's all muscle..yeah right, then I can get your T shirt in the right size for you if needs be.
Price - all T shirts are £8.00 plus whatever the postage is to your next of the woods.
Delivery - this can vary as to where you are. The closest approximation I can give is from when you ask me to when it comes, that's how long it is. A case of the 'how long is a piece of string'. The smart answer being 'twice the length of the middle to the end'. Some deliveries may take quite a while if going by sea mail, unless you have a special understanding with the ferry captain. If this is so, please on my behalf, kick him square in the plums and demand he hands the syrup over that he stole from me.
Videos
The classic and
highly sought after 2 Gloopy Bratchnies. Classic as it contains the
original video for Thomas In Bondage and Karma Sutra Kamikaze.
Highly sought after, as some thieving little git stole it from my work locker
and I haven't seen it since. Made in the hedonistic years of The PrestOOpniks,
well 1989 to be precise it contains classic pieces of PrestOOpnik history, such
as the all time great The Good, The Bad And The Indifferent sketch and
the Brian (The Gob) Ashely's Let Me Go In The Middle Rendition of
Thumbelina. It also contains the only footage of Carol, our old cats and mum
before she was ill. So more plum kickings are in order on this one.
Wallpaper
Well what site, even the sister site would be complete without some free goodies like wallpaper. So in the classically generous style of the PrestOOpniks here's some I made earlier. These are 800x600 wallpapers and have been carefully made to allow the task bar to not cover up elements of the bottom part of the picture ensuring maximum unhindered view of you desktop coverings.
PrestOOpniks Coat Of Arms
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Email me at wgrimes317@hotmail.com
